A Girl's Guide to Vampires by Katie MacAlister

By Katie MacAlister

Pleasure Randall's best five counsel for Vampire Hunters: position, place, situation. Vampires will not be stuck lifeless (ha!) in locations like discos, ten-minute lube outlets, or Switzerland. have in mind, should you would not be there, neither may a bloodsucker. belief your eyes. you recognize the good-looking, annoyingly conceited, confident guy within the shadows with lengthy hair and a cleft in his chin? he is your vampire. regardless of how tempting it'd be, don't "accidentally" gather a paper minimize in your finger and recommend your vampire kiss it to make it higher. Play it cool. do not supply to accompany your prince of the evening at the talk-show circuit, and no matter what you do, do not provide him your middle! so much of all, take note: being a vampire is not anything to snicker approximately.

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Right. Sorry. " I asked, gesturing between the two of them. "Roxy will continue to believe that there are actual Moravian Dark Ones wandering around looking for women to save their souls, and you'll continue to believe that famed author C. J. Dante is a nutball bent on world domination by brainwashing millions of frustrated housewives. K? " Miranda sighed as she made sweeping gestures with her hands to reinforce the bounds of the circle. "Very well, I take it back. " I figured that was as much of an apology as she was going to give.

I decided to heed the warning, and carefully set down my glass. " Our companion drifted around the room lighting more scented candles, pausing to raise her eyebrows at the sight of our mutual friend snorting with laughter into her vodka martini. "No more libations of a vodka nature for you, Roxanne," Miranda warned before lighting one last candle and dropping down onto a taupe and green leaf print rug across from us. "The Goddess doesn't grant her blessings upon those who are soused. " I plucked the lime wedge from my gin and tonic and sucked the gin-soaked meaty pulp from it, mentally bemoaning my Amazonian stature, as Miranda, with the grace of a gazelle who had been taking ballet lessons since birth, pulled her long, slender legs into a lotus position.

I gave a moment over to damning the Viking genes that left me towering over most women, and many men. "This plan of Roxy's to find us a pair of dishy guys. I've decided, after much due consideration and many, many brilliant gin-inspired thoughts, to allow you to make my case before your Goddess. If she'd like to point me in the direction of a guy who is the perfect embodiment of everything manly and good, well then, it behooves me to listen. " Roxanne snorted into her drink again. " I shrugged.

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